Depressing!

I’m a big fat liar! I’m 24 years old and still a virgin. Only my high-school
friends know this. I’ve lied to all my college friends and everyone thereafter.
I’m a decent-looking guy, just never got laid, not even a blowjob–hell, I have
practically no sexual experience. I have some really good friends now and still
make up everything when we talk about women. This is really starting to guilt
me out because I try to be as honest as possible. Now a situation presents itself
where the people who know I’m a virgin and those who don’t are going to meet.
As usual with guys getting together and drinking, the topic of sex will come
up. I’m afraid my current friends will find out that I’m a virgin and be outraged
that I’ve been lying to them. Any thoughts on how to get myself out of this
mess and keep my...