Last week youtold Suffering Latent “Underpants” Trauma, a.k.a. SLUT, that
men look good in tighty-whities. WRONG! If you like men in those horrible-Homer-Simpson-retarded-white
things, Dan, you’re a FREAKING retard. As a straight woman who is outspoken
on this subject, I know I am not alone when I say that men look RIDICULOUS (even
hairless gay ones) in t-w’s! T-w’s get “stained” more easily than boxers, if
you know what I mean, and being forced to see something like that is a gross
violation of a woman’s piece of mind!
Go ahead and slam me, Dan, but you’re wrong, wrong, WRONG!
-No More Tighty Whities
T-w’s are wrong? No, let me tell you what’s wrong: Thoroughly Modern Millie getting the Tony for Best New Musical over Urinetown is wrong. George W. Bush’s opposition to an independent commission to investigate the intelligence failures that...