Every week I readyour column. I figure that since we, your loyal readers,
tell you so much about ourselves and our sex lives, it would only be fair if
you told us more about yourself and your sex life. So what do you like in bed?
What turns you on? What do you look like?
-Savage Lust
I don’t usually entertain “personal” questions, but this week I’m going to make an exception…
Yes, SL, my loyal readers do tell me a great deal about themselves and their sex lives. My loyal readers, however, tell me about their sex lives willingly and, more importantly, anonymously. I don’t have that luxury, SL. Anything I reveal in this space about my sex life or turn-ons can be traced right back to me. Why is this a problem? Because everyone in my huge Irish Catholic family–including Aunt Dorothy the...