Tell you what, Dan. IF YOU DO YOUR JOB AND ANSWER SOME FUCKING QUESTIONS, all of your readers promise to run out and buy your book and make it a bestseller. But if you keep BORING us with the details of your BORING book tour, NONE of us will buy your book! No more BULLSHIT about your BORING book tour. Do your job. Answer our questions.
Finished Enduring Dan’s Useless Promotional Prose
Was the book tour stuff boring you, FEDUPP? Gee, I’m sorry. I certainly don’t want to bore people… so… I guess I’ll answer some of your questions this week.
Which is kind of a bummer, actually, because I had some great book tour stories to share….
For instance, I’m writing this column sitting at the bar in the lobby of Milwaukee’s Hotel Pfister (pronounced “fister,” i.e., just like the word used to ...