Hit Me

I’m a chick with a desire to be punched. I want a black eye, you see. My boyfriend won’t do it because he has this hang-up about “beating” his girlfriend. But he did give me permission to ask my best male friend if he would punch me. My friend said yes, if I got him drunk enough. But once he was drunk he couldn’t do it. Any suggestions for a girl who wants some satisfaction and a black eye? Makeup won’t cut it.

Too many black eyes, JPM, can give a girl brain damage. But if it turns you on, it turns you on….

Since your boyfriend won’t go there and your best friend wimped out, why not give yourself a black eye? The ol’ battered-wife-covering-up-for-her-abuser excuse (“I walked into a door”) is a cliché, I realize, but it...