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Water World

I’m hoping you can help me. My boyfriend wants nothing more than to have me pee on him. I really want to do this for him, but my body will not cooperate. I’m usually able to pee whether I feel the need to go or not–when the doctor needs a sample, for instance–so this is very frustrating. I’ve tried the obvious, like drinking tons of water, but it didn’t help. I’ve tried sitting on the toilet until I start to urinate, then stopping and running back to squat over him, but that didn’t work either. I want so badly to do this for him! Please help–I’d do anything for this guy!

Peeing Is So Sensual

You’ll do anything for this guy? Does “anything” include blowing $350 on a large, incriminating, and hard-to-conceal sex toy? This is not a sex toy for the easily mortified, PISS. If your mother...

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