I was listening to the radio today and Rick Santorum was mentioned. The first thought that popped into my head was, “Santorum? That frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex?” and not, “Santorum? That conservative prick?” Your column has worked the new meaning so far into my brain that it pops up first!
Santorum Hits in Total
Thanks for sharing, SHIT, and I want you to know that you’re not alone: Many people have written in to say that “frothy mix” pops to mind first whenever they hear Senator Santorum‘s name on the news, which they’ve been hearing a lot lately, what with Senator Santorum busily undermining abortion rights and bemoaning gay marriage.
Some of the mail is from readers who are angry about this popping effect. These readers are sick to death of reading about santorum–the senator and the stain–in my column. To the