Dear Readers: I’m proud to present my long- delayed column devoted to advice for 15-year-old girls. What do the women who read Savage Love know now that they wish they’d known when they were 15? You can read all about it below.
But before I open the girl-power spigot, I wanna get two things off my chest: First, Ratzinger? Ratzinger! Jesus Fucking Christ. Ratzinger. Second: Someone has to tell Alex Smith, the National Football League’s new star quarterback, to stop plucking his eyebrows. It’s one thing for a straight guy to shave his chest, go pubeless, or shave a unibrow in two. But sculpting your eyebrows into delicate little arches is so faggy, Alex, that even faggy fags like me think you look like a fag. Okay, on to the female empowerment…
Here’s a pearl of wisdom I wish someone had shared with me: Just because a guy wants to...