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Harum-Scarum

What would you make of someone who intentionally leaves a pubic hair on your toilet seat every time he visits your home? This guy is ostensibly straight (married, even). I’m gay and my boyfriend and I have known him since college.

Anyway, I initially thought the pubic hair thing was just a coincidence, but for five years now I’ve found a single pubic hair on my toilet seat after every visit from him. He and his wife come over about once a week, and he always uses “my” bathroom (instead of my boyfriend’s, which is just as convenient), so it’s been pretty easy to isolate the source of the pubes. I realize that some people shed more than others, but he’s not a hairy person, so the shedding of several hundred pubic hairs in the exact same location is obviously not just by chance.

Because I’m not...

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