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I’m an 18-year-old guy with an
awesome kinky girlfriend. She likes getting tied up, blindfolded,
spanked, and just about anything else we can think of. It’s awesome. My
question is this: We were watching some BDSM porn and they used these
awesome contact lenses that worked as blindfolds because they were
completely opaque. I’ve searched high and low and cannot find them.
Help us out!

Ropes Should Come
Included
P.S. I guess I wrote in to brag a
little, too.

You searched high and low for opaque contact
lenses without any luck. Really? Because just .28 seconds after I
Googled “opaque contact lenses,” RSCI, I was clicking through a dozen
websites that sell opaque contact lenses. So it would seem that
bragging—about all that awesome BDSM sex you’re having—was
the only reason you wrote in.

Politically speaking, RSCI, this may not be
the best time for teenagers to gloat about the totally...

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