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HUMP! Is Coming!

I am a single guy… never
good with women… not many girlfriends… I didn’t have sex till I was
31… but all my life I’ve had this strange fetish… I love to be
shampooed with lots of lather and suds, suds in my eyes, nose, and
mouth. I have been trying to find a female partner to shampoo me… I
am a big, hairy guy and I’ve been told I’m scary looking… I offered
hair salons money just to shampoo me… not one would… can you direct
me to a place where I can get my fetish… I hope you can help me…
why am I bad with women… maybe I’m gay….

Help Me Out

I’m a 25-year-old male who has no
ability to talk to women. I am attracted to women and beat it looking
at porn of women, but I have only had sex once and I was so drunk that
I don’t know if I lost my virginity or not. I think about hiring an
escort, but I would hate myself...

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