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Cheaters’ Bill of Rights

Joe Newton

I’d like to comment on WBS, the married man whose wife backed out on her promise
to have a threesome with him in exchange for his agreement to have kids. First
of all, Dan, I sincerely hope that you were joking when you told WBS he had a
“right” and a “responsibility” to cheat on his wife, particularly since he has
two kids to take care of. As for the guy in question, I have a couple of points
I’d like to address to him: First, while practically every guy wants to have a
threesome, hardly any of them actually get to have one. What makes you think that
you still have the right to a threesome? Second, your wife is a mother now, and
has different priorities, and this desire of yours no doubt strikes her as selfish
and obsessive. I have no sympathy for you.

Omaha

Sorry, Omaha, but I...

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