fbpx

America’s longest-running sex-advice column!

Farts, Jesus, and Fashion Advice


Whenever I am with someone new and we are in bed, all the twisting and fooling around creates all this gas in my stomach. Yet, being a gentleman, I have to hold it in–and the pressure keeps building and building. If I try to do controlled releases, it just comes out even noisier. And with the thin walls in New York City, holding it in until I go to the bathroom is only slightly less embarrassing. I’ve tried waiting until the woman falls asleep, but one time when I thought I was being discreet the girl immediately jumped up and got out of bed. Any words? Is there any etiquette about farting in bed

Bed Farter

At the beginning of a beautiful relationship, straight women like to pretend their new lovers don’t actually fart. Of course, women know men fart, but how long a man can go before...

Want to read the rest? Subscribe now to get every question, every week, the complete Savage Love archives, special events, and much more!