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Paying For It

Joe Newton

While visiting my family for
the holidays, my 72-year-old father informed me that a 29-year-old
Russian woman was coming to America to be with him. He could hardly
contain his excitement. Dad didn’t want me to tell my brother and
sister, because he knew they would be critical of him being with a
29-year-old Russian virgin. He’s correct. They would judge him. But I
couldn’t care less who he fucks.

I did ask if he had sent this woman any
money. He insisted that he had not. Over the next couple days, I got my
father to confess to sending this woman more than $3,000 (he won’t give
me the real number). A few days later he went to the airport to meet
his lovely Russian girlfriend. Obviously, no Russian woman got off the
plane.

I have since had some conversations with my
dad about the likelihood that a...

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