My boyfriend recently moved in with
me—the first straight guy I’ve ever shared an apartment with. I’m
very clean and take great pride in my apartment. However, since he
moved in, I’ve tried to be mindful of the fact that there will be
certain things I’ll need to adjust to. Still, I think it’s important to
clean up after oneself, so when I found an empty liter-sized Sprite
bottle among half-unpacked boxes, I figured I’d leave it there and let
him pick it up along with his other trash in our bedroom. The surprise
came a couple of days later when I noticed that the liter bottle was
not only still in our room, it was full. Was it a new bottle of Sprite?
Why wasn’t it in the fridge? I opened the bottle and caught a whiff not
of Sprite, but of piss.
WTF?
I’m a heavy sleeper, so I guess I don’t...