HUMP! 2010: Everybody loves HUMP!, Seattle and Portland’s biggest, best, and only amateur, locally produced porn festival. But HUMP! can’t come if you don’t! It’s time to get to work on your short & sexy pornos, Seattle! This year’s call for HUMP! submissions is on page 14. Go to thestranger.com/hump for details, deadlines, release forms, and some dirty pics. Get HUMPing!
I’m a 23-year-old bi dude seeing a guy who is intelligent and attractive—the works. We’ve been together for six weeks. The problem is, after our first night together, I lost sexual interest in him. When I do get horny—which is rare at the moment due to work pressures—I prefer to beat off alone, because I can fantasize about some sort of transgression or other when I do it, e.g., having sex where I’m at risk of being discovered, rape fantasies, incest scenarios. Obviously, at some point I began associating...