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Mistress Velvet COMMANDS you…

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Our opening covid-19 “sexcess” story is extra special this week. You will never think of Tollhouse cookies the same way again. Don’t you hate it when your brother-in-law steals your underpants, and uses them to jack off? This little sordid story only gets worse. On the Magnum, meet the dominatrix who forces her clients to … Read More »

Love is Not Tourism

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An Irish man has found dating success with his “personal operating manual.” After the second date or so, he slides over a piece of paper delineating his likes and dislikes, in bed and out. It cuts through a lot of clutter, says he. For those of you separated from your loved ones because of travel … Read More »

The Benefits of Bush.

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Thongs! They are so sexy! But when used as a face mask at the hardware store, what then? A woman has been dating a guy for a few months. He has one of those giant penises you have heard about. So there’s that. But he is also saying some troubling, racist and sexist things. So. … Read More »

Depressed AND horny??!

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Have you ever done it hanging from a cliff in your mountain climbing harness? This caller has. They named the climb “Quarantine.” Meanwhile in Italy, a woman managed to slip a finger in her boyfriend’s butt. He didn’t stop her, but didn’t say anything about it, and they haven’t discussed it since. How can she … Read More »

The Epidemiologist and the Avenger.

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Hear the tale of the Garden Wanker, or “What Really Happens in the Asparagus Patch.” Dr. Bummer is back! Our epidemiologist pal Dr. Daniel Westreich has returned to talk about the state of the pandemic, how the physical distancing is working, and to mull over the possibility that this could be an opportunity to eliminate … Read More »

Paging Dr. Bummer…

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This week, Dan’s guest is epidemiologist Daniel Westreich, who spells out the concept of physical distancing, and why sexual intimacy is going to be pretty difficult to attain for many of us. Some of the conversation is on the Micro, and all of it is on the Magnum. A man asks if virtual reality porn … Read More »

Will You Be My Quarantine?

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Here at Savage Lovecast world headquarters, in the heart of the epicenter of the Big Sick, we are keeping calm and carrying on, baby! Dan chats with Dr. Jen Gunter, who had to practice social distancing for ONE YEAR, so quit griping. She offers some strategies for how to deal with your new isolation. And, … Read More »

John Moe’s Hilarious World of Depression.

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Hand-wringing women, am I right? First we have a lady who feels guilty about masturbating at night when her partner is snoring next to her. And another woman feels guilty about “objectifying” her new cross-dressing boyfriend. Is it wrong to be attracted to him in his female garb? On the Magnum version of the show, … Read More »

The Origins of Herpes Hysteria.

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It’s kind of the bad actors show. A biting biter bit her boyfriend and drew blood. He didn’t like it, so she calls him a baby. A dude wonders if can catch a contact high from sleeping with someone who is on meth. A man is miffed because a couple who came to the wedding … Read More »

Lock him up! Chastity cages, with Dr. Ashley Winter.

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Hot tubs. Are they a safe, relaxing haven or a menacing vector of disease? Here’s a poly peril. What do you do when you really, really don’t like your boyfriend’s other boyfriend? On the Magnum, all of your chastity cage questions are answered, including “Chastity cages? What are you even talking about?” Dr. Ashley Winter … Read More »