Hey, Everybody: A few weeks ago, Giddy Schoolgirl wrote me about a crush she
had on a 31-year-old TA (teaching assistant) at her university, and said she
was reluctant to fuck him for fear of getting her TA into “deep shit.” I advised
the 18-year-old to fuck her 31-year-old TA, pointing out that the promise of
hot sex with sub-literate undergrads was about the only thing that kept low-paying
TAs on the job.
(For readers unfamiliar with the current state of higher education: The actual
teaching at our colleges and universities is done by students working on their
master’s degrees or doctoral dissertations. Meanwhile, university professors,
to the delight of The Wall Street Journal‘s editorial page, spend their
time writing and re-writing their grant applications for Strategic Defense Initiative
(SDI, a.k.a. Star Wars) contracts. Profs in disciplines that don’t lend themselves
to anti-ballistic missile...