For crying out loud! What the fuck is wrong with people?! What the fuck is going
on when someone wants noxious gas sprayed in their face for sexual pleasure? For
the love of god, what the fuck is going on when a man wants to consume feces?
I know you get the weird stuff all the time, but fuck! How are normal people supposed
to enjoy our sex lives knowing there are all these shit-eaters out there?
All Grossed-Out Greg
I run letters from normal people about normal problems, and readers send e-mail bitching about the boring normal letters. So I run letters from freaks and perverts about eating shit and smelling farts, and people send e-mail bitching about the abnormal letters. Christ. And I’m sorry, AGOG, but you might wanna skip this week’s column. Like follows like, as they say, and now that I’ve gone...