I am a 15-year-old boy and I’ve never had a girlfriend and I wanted to ask you personally, how do you get girls? Like the best way to get them, so they think I am interesting. I await your orders.
Teenager Going To Waste
There’s nothing I enjoy more than ordering around the odd teenage boy, TGTW, which I’ve been doing in this space since you were packin’ diapers. In fact, a couple of years back I gave orders to a 15-year-old boy who asked pretty much the same question: How do I get girls? A lot of people wrote in to tell me they thought my response was terrific–that kid should be about 18 now, and if he took my advice he should be up to his eyebrows in pussy–so I’m going to give you the same advice I gave him…
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