Hey, Everybody: I’m on vacation—my first in years—so I’ll be running some much-loved, frequently requested classic Savage Loves for next few weeks.
A couple of months ago you invited women to send in cunnilingus tips for straight guys. We’re still waiting for that column, Dan. What gives? Didn’t any women send in tips?
Straight Guy Anxious For Pointers
Oh, women sent in cunnilingus tips, SGAFP. I got 500 letters from straight women with advice for men on the whole pussy-eating subject. Why haven’t these letters appeared in a column? Well, I have a bias: I’m gay. Given a choice between reading hundreds of e-mails about eating pussy or, say, talking to good-looking male porn stars about their online underwear sales, well, I’m going with the porn stars every time.
Don’t get me wrong, ladies. I am all for cunnilingus. Women deserve it, and straight...