Who the hell wears swim caps
anymore? That question in your column last week from the swim-cap
fetishist getting off on his visits to public pools was
bullshit.
Sexy St. Louis Girl
Lots of pools require swimmers with long
hair to wear caps, SSLG—but, hey, no need to take my word for it.
Google “swim caps” and “required,” then marvel at the predictable
results.
At least one reader calls bullshit on every
letter that appears in this column. My readers—my sexy, vigilant,
whip-smart readers—need to remember that they’re reading heavily
edited versions of the questions. I’m forced to trim letters for space
and privacy concerns, which can result in the omission of certain
corroborating details. So you’ll just have to trust me, okay?
I am happily married to a girl in her
mid-20s. She recently brought home a Shetland sheepdog that she
excitedly explained she had saved from the local pound. Three...