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Episodes tagged: conservative christians

With Comedian Jen Kirkman.

Episode #772 —
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A woman is sick of being a dirty little secret. Her boyfriend’s ex-partner would withhold access to the kids if she found out about the relationship. Can she demand that he tell his ex? A woman fantasizes that she’s a gay man when she’s having sex. But the rest of the time, she feels like … Read More »

Save the Lesbian Bars! With Lea Delaria.

Episode #766 —
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After a dazzling “sexcess” story, we launch into three tales of dreadful parents. Conservative, manipulative, disrespectful, bigoted parents. If you have this kind of parent, our hearts go out to you. Are you a thoughtful gift giver? This woman is, and she REALLY wishes her boyfriend would reciprocate… On the Magnum: Save the lesbian bars! … Read More »

Problematic Fantasies, with Dr. Justin Lehmiller.

Episode #763 —
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Sometimes the “happy ending” in an erotic massage can go both ways. Our caller enjoyed orally pleasuring his masseuse so much that he wants to continue the relationship outside the parlor. What is the proper etiquette in asking out an erotic massage practitioner? (Sorry LMTs! We know you don’t want to hear ANY of this…) … Read More »

With comedian Justin Randall.

Episode #755 —
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In our opening Sexcess Story, a German man offers this kind-hearted maxim: “It’s hard to stay mad when you are covered in come.” A man wonders if his covid vaccine is what caused his libido to spike. His female friend said the same thing! She claims she had 10 ORGASMS right after getting her shot. … Read More »

Evangelicals and “Sex Addiction.”

Episode #754 —
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In our opening Sexcess story, a very delightful woman in her 60s has discovered that one wee edible before sex can yield untold orgasms. A gay man has discovered that he enjoys voyeurism and exhibitionism. But how can these be acted out ethically? On the Magnum, Dan talks with Kelsy Burke, a sociologist who studies … Read More »

Is polyamory still cancelled?

Episode #727 —
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Some rando started following a woman on Insta. He confessed that he jerks off to her yoga photos. She told him she would have to charge him a fee for this. He agreed. The question is… how much? A woman Googled her dad. What did she find? She found videos of women in bathing suits. … Read More »

With 24/7 submissive goddess Lina Dune.

Episode #726 —
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A woman is still friendly with her ex-husband. So friendly that she sends him nudes which he pays for. But she just learned that he’s re-married! Is it unethical to continue this naughty exchange? A woman begs Dan to tell her to break up with her emotionally shut-down boyfriend. Dan obliges. Dan chats with 24/7 … Read More »

A dick pic study!

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A woman’s husband had low testosterone, so he started taking T. But then, he turned into a total asshole! Is this normal? Is this just what testosterone does? A trans woman has not yet had bottom surgery. While she waits, how can she find a woman who would want her as she is now, and … Read More »

Spanking is for grownups. With Jillian Keenan.

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A young man has been dating a woman for a short time. She seems great…except. Except she is anti-abortion, and anti-gay in a lazy, not very heartfelt sort of way. Can he use his sex powers to change her feeble mind? Meanwhile, a woman is dating a guy also for a short time. He told … Read More »

With the brililant Peggy Orenstein

Episode #693 —
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A woman is hoping to find a monogamous partner who is also kinky. But when she puts the word “kinky” in her profile she gets flooded with ridiculous pervs. How can she filter out the clueless horndogs? Hear the very unpleasant tale of a gay couple who venture to an older man’s apartment for a … Read More »